What is Jack Bauer Shower?
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Improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real
Dude1:"Dude, you stink like shit dipped in vinegar and your interview is in 10 minutes!!!"
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"
Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so
fresh ?!"
Jack Bauer : "I'mJack Bauer ."
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