Jack Bauer Shower

What is Jack Bauer Shower?

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Improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real shower. For a true Jack Bauer Shower, one has to use Lysolantibacterial wipes on one's nether regions. The painmeans it's working.

Dude1:"Dude, you stink like shit dipped in vinegar and your interview is in 10 minutes!!!"

Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"

Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"

Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."

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