What is Jack Bauered?
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To suffer a major catastrophe, dilemma, or problematic person just minutes before you have to leave or your shift is over.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.
Dave: You were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.
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NBA's version of the NCAA March madness.
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Someone who is weak and sucks the dick a lot and is not as good as Jaguar Paw
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Similar to a so called "hand-job" or "foot-job", the penis is thrusted betwixt the preferably large, droopy jowells...
