Jack Bauered

What is Jack Bauered?

To suffer a major catastrophe, dilemma, or problematic person just minutes before you have to leave or your shift is over.

Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.

Dave: You were supposed to be here an hour ago!

Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.

See 24, problem, cliff hanger, dilemma

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