Jack Bower

What is Jack Bower?


1.

When one jacks off then immedeatly proceeds to take a shower while drinking a beer in the shower. One can do this collection of activities in any order, but the beer must be drank while in the shower. (Jack off + beer in shower= bower)

Example 1

Person 1: So when are you coming over?

Person 2: In a little while. I gotta get me a Jack Bower, take a dump and eat dinner then I'll be over.

Example 2

Person 1: So did you slip her the sausage last night?

Person 2: Na I dumped that dirty dyke and went home to snag a Jack Bower.

See jerk off, shower, wack off, wank off


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