What is Jack Button?
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The act of ejaculating directly into the navel thus filling the belly button with jape. Only works with an "inny" belly button.
While boinking Bertha, I noticed she had an "inny" belly button with a nice reservoir. So, I pulled out and gave her a Jack Button.
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