Jack Duke

What is Jack Duke?

Masturbating while taking a dump, especially if done out of neccessity due to lack of a more appropriate venue.

This camping trip's been a bear, I've had no time to myself. Things got so bad I had to take a Jack Duke in my friend's RV.

Neiltastic

1. Something reeally cool + awesome + amazing. Like a penguin doing a backflip me: did you see that penguin?! it did a backflip person:..

Chicken-or-egg

1. A question of cause-and-effect or sequence of actions, possibly unanswerable. From the eternal question "Which came first, the chi..

Vagina Turd

1. baby, as in the life form produced from the act of sex she spent 18 hours in the delivery room pushing out that vagina turd..

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