Jack Duke

What is Jack Duke?

Masturbating while taking a dump, especially if done out of neccessity due to lack of a more appropriate venue.

This camping trip's been a bear, I've had no time to myself. Things got so bad I had to take a Jack Duke in my friend's RV.

I'd Hate To

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Almar

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Uffling

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