What is Jack Edward Vandort?
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is an extremly gorgeous young man, with the resemblance of Davey Havok. Put on this earth, to play sold-out arenas and drum his heart out for his two bands Loving Suicide, and, Bittersweet Addiction and is adored by thousands of loving fans. A long with being an influential rock god, hes also an animalistic sex master, (with his immense package, that peaks out under the drumkit at every show) He has the ladies falling at his feet. He is rumored to be more than human, and eventually dominator of the free world.
"L!3k 0mGZ, dID y0uz se3z JaXXX VaNd0Rt? h3z lIeK PhuCkInG SeXXXIIZ!!!!!!!"
"yeaah, Jack Edward Vandort dude. fuckin' sexy."
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Feeding your chick Mexican food laced with laxative and ass fucking her. The goal being to shoot your load before she explodes.
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