Jack Johnson

What is Jack Johnson?


1.

dear fuckbags,

maybe this definition will make it on to the site. fuck this fucking shit you stupid mother fucking dick fuck. fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

hey watch the fuck out b4 i lick ur jack johnson

See bob, said, sally, was, jamy

2.

singer, songwriter, movie makier, surfer

Makes beautiful musisc that has touched many hearts

'Cocoon' will be played at my funeral.

'jack johnson is fucking brilliant'

See April

3.

New-Age folk singer who writes charming songs that often make you feel good. Jack Johnson's great to listen to no matter what mood you're in.

Go listen to "Brushfire Fairytales" and his newest "In Between Dreams." You'll feel alot better.

See Kyle

4.

1. one of the most amazing musicians in the world, also a surfer who used to ride for Quicksilver, he was born in Hawaii and he made 2 of the greatest surf films ever: september sessions, and thicker than water. also hes really hottttt and awesome.....

it would be awesome if i got to chill backstage with JACK JOHNSON when i go to his show in september

See banana pancakes

5.

A UCSB film grad and Oahu-born surfer turned musician. He has some crazy good acoustic skills and an easy, laid-back, beachy style. An awesome singer who's worked on a few surfing movies; currently has 2 CDs and 2 soundtracks ("Brushfire Fairytales," "On and On," "Thicker Than Water," and "September Sessions"). Quality listening no matter what mood you’re in; esp. great on road trips.

Jack Johnson is my homeboy.

6.

Hawaiian singer, as well as surf movie director, ex-pro surfer for Quiksilver, and a marijuana smoker <-(not known by many), famous for his acoustic guitar skills, singing voice, and mellow mood songs. You can listen to him while in any mood and he does not have any homosexual roots like some other definers on this site think. He is a great American musician and influences many modern bands.

Jack Johnson smokes weed and his music is fucking amazing.

See reggae, ska, weed, acoustic, guitar

7.

One of the greatest ass kickers of all time. He beat up his opponents with a smile and they loved him for it.

Black Jack Johnson, NYC...

Excuse me, he was from XGalvestonTexasX.

See anon


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