Jack Knauf

What is Jack Knauf?


1.

-noun (jack-in-auf)

The name of a white child who is born by a child of the 'Knauf' family and some white girl. This kid will be the Jesus of all kids in his age group, and largely known through the United States and Canada. Also known as, masturbating like a jack hammer onto your girlfriend.

Chuck Norris - Dude, do you see that kid?

Britney Spears - Who, Jack Knauf?

Billy Mays - Yeah, he's awesome.

Britney Spears - I know.

See jack, masturbation, jacking, off


59

Random Words:

1. A spanish phrase. Translation: What will be, will be. I just flunked my test! Que sera sera, there's nothing I can do about it no..
1. Pitcher for the Braves. Most widely known as the sports god. 3,000 career strikeouts. He has a 12 inch; break of his cutter. Greates..
1. A term used to describe a type of sexual favor. Usually preformed on a male, preferibly by a female. The sexual favor of "getting h..