Jack Meov

What is Jack Meov?

possibly the greatest prank call name ever. ask for him, or his brother, bob.

Unsuspecting Victim: "Hello?"

You: "Is Jack Meov there?"

Unsuspecting Victim: "Jack me off!! Jack me off...aww goddamit! I'm going to kill you, you little bastard!"

See masturbate, prank call, jack off, idiots

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