What is Jack O' Lester?
(Jak-oh-less-tur) A festive gourd, commonly carved with a naked silhouette of Michael Jackson; often given as a gift to various chidren around the world in which when illuminated by candlelight helps to keep the children warm on cold autumn nights when Michael Jackson is on tour and cannot offer the warmth of his cozy love nest.
"Want to terrorize those little trick or treaters? Just put a Jack O' Lester in the window to send em' running!"
"Mum, the jackolester rolled off the window sill and into me room last night. Now me bum hurts!"