What is Jack Palance?
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To accidentally inhale sharply through both the nose and mouth at the end of a statement, a la actor Jack Palance. This is due either to an oncoming burp or hiccup,or other change of internal pressure.
So yesterday I fell off of the toilet.(gasp)...Wow, I just Jack Palanced at the end of that sentence
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On a soccer game, when the goalie makes you go holy fuck, you say goalie fuck instead.
(goalkeeper blocks a penalty)
you: GOALIE FUCK!..
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verb. -Lost ones face in a terrible fire.
"Little Jimmy listened to that utterly mind blowing guitar solo, and immediately dispoun..