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a used tampon
As I was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire's teabag...
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What Jerry Seinfeld says to his neighbor.
Newman is pure evil.
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A sock for which the male humanoid ejaculates into when masturbating
When the contractors came over to work on my house they accidental..
