What is Jack Shack?
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A jack shack is a place like a seedy massage parlor or "modeling studio" or "gentlemen's spa" where you can get a hand job for a reasonable price, and little fear of getting arrested for soliciting.
Hey buddy, gotten your rocks off at the jack shack lately?
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2.
An establishment that provides cost effective massage treatments of the sexual variety. Also known as a
Jonathan frequents jack shacks because; (a) he's drunk, (b) he's horny, (c) he loves the smell of Clorox, or (d) champagne rooms are too expensive.
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Usually specific to soldiers, or other people who are forced to live in close proximity for long periods of time without either sexual activity or privacy, a jack shack is a small shack made out of blankets, ponchos or poncho liners that is erected so that the builder can masturbate in relative peace. It is often explained away as a means to block light, or provide privacy to change, despite being erected almost exclusively around one's sleeping quarters.
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He had only been in Iraq for a week, but he had already built an intricate and comfortable jack shack.
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A building which sells sex toys and porn videos and has 25 cent peep shows in the back room.
Hey mom, gimme a roll of quarters so I can go down the jack shack and rub one off.
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A place where people go to have a
Bean and Sloot couldn't wait to go to the jack shack!
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