Jack Sparrow Drunk

What is Jack Sparrow Drunk?


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Drinking alcohol nonstop, never sobering up, and still accomplishing things most people can’t manage to do sober.

I can’t believe he robbed a bank, stole a corvette, and evaded the police after a high speed chase, all while swigging from a few fifths of everclear. That man sure was Jack Sparrow drunk.

See swashbuckler, drunken, savvy, madcap


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