What is Jack Wright?
1.
Noun, Person:
The late TV side-kick of the legendary British comedian
Entry number 541 in The Big Book of 1000 Things You Never Want to Hear on a First Date: "I know! You look just like that little guy on Benny Hill! What was his name... oh yeah, Jack Wright!"
Mark: "C'mon man, you've gotta go! I mean, we're a team, a classic duo!"
Dave: "...Right..."
Mark: "...like Cheech and Chong!"
Dave: "Uh huh."
Mark: "...like Sonny and Cher!"
Dave: "Uh..."
Mark: "...like Benny Hill and Jack Wright!"
Dave: "..."
Dave "
Drink poison ."
Random Words:
1.
A long stick used to pick up pieces of jobby (poo).
The Jobby stick can be used to move or flick the jobby or chase your mates with.
..
1.
Lightning bolts are stretch marks from when a bitch has had a baby, and the stretch marks resemble lightning bolts.
That bitch told me ..
1.
Taking the environmentally friendly option where possible.
Today we biked instead of driving; it was the eco-groovy choice.
See enviro..