What is Jackalope?
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Among the rarest of a hunter's trophies is the timid jackelope. The nocturnal, antlered, longeared mammal has keen senses of both hearing and smell and is said to be attracted to alcohol.
To lure a fine, 4-point Jackelope to within shooting distance, one must use a blend of bourbon, beer and baloney.
2.
A hybrid species, a mix between a jackrabbit and an antilope. Its like a normal rabbit except it has horns like an antilope...
Look, a horned rabbit...
No you moron, thats a jackalope...
3.
a rare animal whose mounted head costs $50 in colorado
sucker:man i feel ripped off for this $50 jackalope head!
friend: yeah you dumb ass! those antlers are glued on
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4.
An attractive, unexperienced female skier or snowboarder on the bunny hill. Its in reference to the mythological Jackalope (a bunny with a nice rack)
I scoped a wounded jackalope on the way up the lift. She has a rented board and she's been sitting on her nice ass for twenty minutes.
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5.
Someone who is acting without common sense, a dumb person.
What a jackalope! He's hitting on Matt's girl right in front of Matt. And Matt is huge!
6.
Adolescent who is always jumping about and behaving with no rhyme or reason. Mouth is moving, but brain is not engaged.
Sometimes exhibits uncontrollable or restless hand and foot syndrome.
The teacher was trying to maintain a disciplined and learning class atmosphere. It became necessary to move all the jackalopes to the front row, where she could keep a careful eye on them.
7.
a bully who has no respect for other people and who is very mean
saddam hussein (or, if you are a liberal, George Bush)
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What Jack was trying to do with Jill when they were going up the hill to get married without their parents' permission.
Since Jack broke his crown, don't try this at home.
