What is Jackbag?
1.
A combination of the words jackass and douchebag. Normally used when a person (or persons) display characteristics of both afore mentioned words...
In other words, a stuck up person (commonly referred to as an asshole) who does stupid things to get attention
Did you just see what that jackbag did? He dry-fired that brand new compund bow trying to show off for his girlfriend...
2.
(Noun)The virtual location in the cerebral cortex in which a masturbator solicits their historical fantasies to initiate and sustain the human orgasmic process to completion. The capacity of the jackbag is correlated to sexual experiences and history of the owner. Items may be subtracted as more prominent, more pleasureable events are placed there.
1. Joe had it hot with Sally.
Now on his own, he reaches into his "jackbag" to revisit his memories with her to begin his self-love. Joe has moved Betty and Trixie out of his "jackbag" to make room for Sally.
2. I couldn't sleep last night so I reached deep into my "jackbag" and had a splooge-fest that knocked me out.
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3.
Noun; A cross between
In response to a stupid act, Matt asked, "Why are you acting like such a #@$&%ing
jackbag ?"
"Altman, I can't believe you did that in that bathroom, that was a real
jackbag move of you!"
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4.
A bag-like object or some other container in which an individual frequently ejaculates in. More often than not used as a dismissive name.
"I was cleaning out Todd's room the other day. I picked up a sock and examined it closely - it turned out to be his jackbag."
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