Jacked Up Shit Edit Meaning

1. When it's so dang cold your johnson freezes off. Guy 1: Holmes, it is gettin' COLDILOCKS out here, dawg! Guy 2: Fo' shi..

1. A cap similar to a beret but different. Sometimes retards call them driving caps or golf caps or other stupid shit, but they're not..

1. When a poop that seems like it went down comes popping back up. "Dude, I had to flush three times, and it still zombied at the end..