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The act of smearing an eye patch on one's occular orbit with fecal matter using the head of your penis after performing anal sex.
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A level above lolocaust, (although a lolocaust does not necessarily have to occur previous to the lolocalypse).
The lolocalypse is whe..
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The stuff that spurts from the cock of sailors on large racing yachts
I gave that slut a load of big boat jizzy last night
Your a wank..