Jackfest

What is Jackfest?

1. A situation where way too many people are doing nothing and getting in the way and there is a lot of waiting around.

2. A situation where everyone is raining praise on eachother.

1. The DMV is a total jackfest.

2. The board meating was a total jackfest

See waiting, traffic, circle jerk, stroking

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Cap

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