What is Jack-fucking-puddyfuck?


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Nothing, absolutely nothing...zero, zilch, nada...and it pisses you off.

(While playing cards):

Observer: "What do you have in your hand?"

Player: "I got jack-fucking-puddyfuck!"

(Calling someone on the phone):

Person 1: "What are you doing tonight?"

Person 2: "Jack-fucking-puddyfuck...that's what I'm doing!"

See nada, none, nothing, zero, zilch


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