Jackhammer Jesus Edit Meaning

1. When you light your dick on fire during sexual intercourse. "A jessey was the cause of this mattress fire" See Murphy..

1. When a school district calls off school expecting a snow storm, when you don't even get a flake and are able to just take a day off..

1. Elite liberal arts college located deep in the woods of Maine. Most students are described by the acronym "LUG" - Liberal Unti..