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When your partner (preferable one who has given you blueballs), roommate, or drunken friend is asleep/passed out, you jizz on their eyes..
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The act of discretely cupping a fart in your hand and then pretending to offer to shake someone’s hand. As the hand is offered in pseudo..
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to act all nervous and jerky in a social situation
dude-you totally acted like you had an ant up your ass when those chicks came over h..