Jackhorse Edit Meaning

1. An Ellingham is when you have a very violent shit that is expelled with force. Might take a bit of energy to get rid of it, but its sat..

1. A salty penis or phallic expression. After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..

1. To transform an object or person such that they are as sleek and modern as something or someone in the Matrix. For Halloween, Lori scan..