What is Jackie?
1.
A lady's "stiffy". A visibly excited, erect clitoris, which causes an extension to the camel-toe in a lady's bikini pants. (If embarassed, the lady may offer the excuse that she has been aroused by reading the raunchy novels of JACKIE COLLINS. Usually, of course, she has simply been masturbating.)
Two substantially-built, bikini-clad ladies are reclining on the beach:
"'Ere, Sharon, wot's that bulge in yer pants? I fink yer gotta Tampax 'angin' out, ya silly cow!"
"Nah, Tracy, it's just me clit - I gotta right Jackie on just now. 'Ad it since last night."
"Wot, you been taking steroids, girl? You'll turn into a man!"
"Ha! If it grew into a really BIG cock, I could shag meself, couldn't I? Solve a lotta problems, that would, Tracy. I could do you an' all wiv it, couldn't I?"
"Ha, ha, ha! You gotta cheek, Sharon!"
"I got FOUR cheeks, Tracy - two on me face an' two on me arse!"
"AND a hard-on, Sharon - don't forget that!"
"'Ow can I, when yer keep staring at it? Yer makin' me blush - I'm beginning ter fink yer fancy me, Trace!"
"I'm embarassed for yer Sharon, that's all - 'ow did yer get such a Jackie, then?"
"Watchin' that porn video last night - 'Fire in the Valley', innit? Got me so hot an' bothered, I had ter start scratchin' me thatch - an' this is the result, Trace."
"Never mind, Sharon, I got some ice-cubes in the fridge. Yer can put one on it, when we get back - ter cool it down an' reduce the swelling, like."
"Fanks Tracy - yer a good mate. Meanwhile, since I've got it, I might as well enjoy it!" (She pulls her gusset to one side and starts rubbing vigorously.)
"Cor, Sharon, ya dirty cow! - I admire yer wrist action, though! Carry on friggin', girl - I'll keep a look-out for anyone comin'."
"It's me what's comin', Trace. Ooooooooooooooh, ooooooooooh, oooooooooooh - fank you Jackie!"
See the horn , too much , Persson
2.
A fat ass girl who thinks she is all-that but everyone really hates her.
person 1: I talked to jackie today
person 2: Oh cool
person 1: i will NEVER do it again
See thinks , fat , hate , everyone
3.
A girl that is short with big tits, that will date you only to steal your money and heart , then leave you for another person to fuck over.
note. the jackie is a very dangerous human. it will break your heart. the jackie should contact you to let you know things but she won't
she is a creature of the night. a big slut
i met the girl and then she jackied me
See slut , crab people , bastard
4.
she is the most talented girl in america. amazing singer dance actor. one day she will be a star on broadway or have a record deal and tour europe!
"have you heard of jackie?"
"duh! that girl is going to be big!"
See fame , talent , singer , dancer , actor
5.
Huge fan of Avenged Sevenfold because she is married to the Rev.
Great friend, usually has blue eyes.
Is also good at video games and is very smart.
Jackie is a huge fan and has pretty eyes
See jackie , jacque , jacki , jacky
6.
Jackie is the name of an incredibly beautiful girl that is good in school, is athletic, has an amazing body, can get a guy drooling over her in seconds
Her mane is Jackie I bet she is an amazing girl
See jacki , jakie
7.
A very heartless inconsiderate person. She cheats on all her boyfriends adn has at least two or more boy friends at one time. She can't go a day with out dating some one. She usually dates all her boyfriends more than once and has had over 20 of them. She can't keep a guy for long. It's constantly a break up and a make up until the guy realizes she is not the one, then he dumps her, some times for good and some times not. She is a back stabber who betrays her friends.
Guy 1: "I dated Jackie"
Guy2: "Me to!"
Guy 3: "Me to! And so did four of my buddies!"
Guy 1: "God! Who hasn't she dated?"
See jacklyn , backstabber , mean , heartbreaker
Two substantially-built, bikini-clad ladies are reclining on the beach:
"'Ere, Sharon, wot's that bulge in yer pants? I fink yer gotta Tampax 'angin' out, ya silly cow!"
"Nah, Tracy, it's just me clit - I gotta right Jackie on just now. 'Ad it since last night."
"Wot, you been taking steroids, girl? You'll turn into a man!"
"Ha! If it grew into a really BIG cock, I could shag meself, couldn't I? Solve a lotta problems, that would, Tracy. I could do you an' all wiv it, couldn't I?"
"Ha, ha, ha! You gotta cheek, Sharon!"
"I got FOUR cheeks, Tracy - two on me face an' two on me arse!"
"AND a hard-on, Sharon - don't forget that!"
"'Ow can I, when yer keep staring at it? Yer makin' me blush - I'm beginning ter fink yer fancy me, Trace!"
"I'm embarassed for yer Sharon, that's all - 'ow did yer get such a Jackie, then?"
"Watchin' that porn video last night - 'Fire in the Valley', innit? Got me so hot an' bothered, I had ter start scratchin' me thatch - an' this is the result, Trace."
"Never mind, Sharon, I got some ice-cubes in the fridge. Yer can put one on it, when we get back - ter cool it down an' reduce the swelling, like."
"Fanks Tracy - yer a good mate. Meanwhile, since I've got it, I might as well enjoy it!" (She pulls her gusset to one side and starts rubbing vigorously.)
"Cor, Sharon, ya dirty cow! - I admire yer wrist action, though! Carry on friggin', girl - I'll keep a look-out for anyone comin'."
"It's me what's comin', Trace. Ooooooooooooooh, ooooooooooh, oooooooooooh - fank you Jackie!"
A fat ass girl who thinks she is all-that but everyone really hates her.
person 1: I talked to jackie today
person 2: Oh cool
person 1: i will NEVER do it again
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3.
A girl that is short with big tits, that will date you only to steal your money and heart , then leave you for another person to fuck over.
note. the jackie is a very dangerous human. it will break your heart. the jackie should contact you to let you know things but she won't
she is a creature of the night. a big slut
i met the girl and then she jackied me
See
4.
she is the most talented girl in america. amazing singer dance actor. one day she will be a star on broadway or have a record deal and tour europe!
"have you heard of jackie?"
"duh! that girl is going to be big!"
See
5.
Huge fan of Avenged Sevenfold because she is married to the Rev.
Great friend, usually has blue eyes.
Is also good at video games and is very smart.
Jackie is a huge fan and has pretty eyes
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6.
Jackie is the name of an incredibly beautiful girl that is good in school, is athletic, has an amazing body, can get a guy drooling over her in seconds
Her mane is Jackie I bet she is an amazing girl
See
7.
A very heartless inconsiderate person. She cheats on all her boyfriends adn has at least two or more boy friends at one time. She can't go a day with out dating some one. She usually dates all her boyfriends more than once and has had over 20 of them. She can't keep a guy for long. It's constantly a break up and a make up until the guy realizes she is not the one, then he dumps her, some times for good and some times not. She is a back stabber who betrays her friends.
Guy 1: "I dated Jackie"
Guy2: "Me to!"
Guy 3: "Me to! And so did four of my buddies!"
Guy 1: "God! Who hasn't she dated?"
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