What is Jackie Boots?
1.
Fashionable, high-rise THIGH BOOTS, the tops of which rub against the vulva and ensure that the clitoris is in continual JACKIE mode.
Doctors are concerned that the craze for wearing JACKIE BOOTS is causing an epidemic of WAGNEREAL DISEASE, an alarming, compulsive disorder.
Ladies of all ages, of previously impeccable reputations, have been seen strutting around the streets, goosestepping and giving the Nazi salute.
Reports from the home front indicate that the wearers of these extreme garments have become addicted to the works of WAGNER, to such an extent that it might be regarded as a serious SOCIAL DISEASE. Neighbours have complained of loud, German opera keeping them awake at night.
Booksellers report not only an increase in the sales of Hitler's "Mein Kampf", but threats uttered by several jackiebooted groups that they would burn all the other books in the shop.
It has been suggested that the simple operation of trimming half-an-inch off the boot-tops would provide an instant cure, but libertarians have criticised this idea as amounting to female circumcision.
"It's a tricky problem, Doris ," confessed the prime minister to his private secretary. He sighed and then - looking up from his desk - turned quite pale, as he saw that she too was now jackiebooted from toe to groin.
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Doctors are concerned that the craze for wearing JACKIE BOOTS is causing an epidemic of WAGNEREAL DISEASE, an alarming, compulsive disorder.
Ladies of all ages, of previously impeccable reputations, have been seen strutting around the streets, goosestepping and giving the Nazi salute.
Reports from the home front indicate that the wearers of these extreme garments have become addicted to the works of WAGNER, to such an extent that it might be regarded as a serious SOCIAL DISEASE. Neighbours have complained of loud, German opera keeping them awake at night.
Booksellers report not only an increase in the sales of Hitler's "Mein Kampf", but threats uttered by several jackiebooted groups that they would burn all the other books in the shop.
It has been suggested that the simple operation of trimming half-an-inch off the boot-tops would provide an instant cure, but libertarians have criticised this idea as amounting to female circumcision.
"It's a tricky problem,
