Jacking Race

What is Jacking Race?


1.

Jacking off at a usual pace and then realizing that someone has pulled in the driveway or walked in the house and you now must race to finish the job before inevitable interruption, embarassment, and humility.

Johnny is jacking off and realizes Mommy is pulling in the driveway coming home from work. He must finish and we now have a jacking race.

See jacking race


50

Random Words:

1. Macker (n.): A man who hits on, flirts with, or seduces a female by using verbal or sometimes physical means of persuasion; a man who is..
1. The complete opposite of an all out lazy black prick! People that be hatin on boaz! That cop is the anti-chuzzin!!!..
1. Obamarometer: A scientific instrument used to measure the current state of the candidate's campaign. Looks like the Obamarometer ..