Jacking Yourself Off

What is Jacking Yourself Off?


1.

a. the act of consciously being in denial in order to

maintain a positive outlook.

Thinking happy thoughts.

Dude, she's in vegas with her X. If you don't think she's sucking him off right now; you're just jacking yourself off.

See denial, lying, wasting time, handjob


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