What is Jacking Yourself Off?
1.
a. the act of consciously being in denial in order to
maintain a positive outlook.
Thinking happy thoughts.
Dude, she's in vegas with her X. If you don't think she's sucking him off right now; you're just jacking yourself off.
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The tendency, when given unlimited choices, to make none.
I've been offered three jobs this week, but I have option paralysis, so ..