What is Jacking Yourself Off?
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a. the act of consciously being in denial in order to
maintain a positive outlook.
Thinking happy thoughts.
Dude, she's in vegas with her X. If you don't think she's sucking him off right now; you're just jacking yourself off.
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The act of rubbing your unwiped anus (typically following a bowel movement) on a doorknob, thereby leaving a slimy, shitty doorknob for ..
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The act of being a douche bag. When one continues to just be a total asshole.
I love my boyfriend but he was being so douche bagdly aft..
