What is Jacking Yourself Off?
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a. the act of consciously being in denial in order to
maintain a positive outlook.
Thinking happy thoughts.
Dude, she's in vegas with her X. If you don't think she's sucking him off right now; you're just jacking yourself off.
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The nasty, pasty, chunky stuff you find in your guch after sweating up a storm.
Example: I just tea-bagged that guy on halo, and I said..
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N.; A young chinese man's penis.
It looks like a penis . . . but smaller! It must be a Zhang Wang!..
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When you stick your penis on the upper lip of a person giving them a Hitler stache
Dude this chick let me give her a german genitalia
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