What is Jacking Yourself Off?
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a. the act of consciously being in denial in order to
maintain a positive outlook.
Thinking happy thoughts.
Dude, she's in vegas with her X. If you don't think she's sucking him off right now; you're just jacking yourself off.
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To botch or bungle. An exclamation of frustration.
Oh giraffe-neck! I just dropped my shampoo bottle on my foot. It really hurt.
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fuck your canoe (fyc) is the most amazing yet indescribable saying. it can be used in the same contex as fuck you with "canoe"..