Jackitude

What is Jackitude?


1.

Where one of your mates or work collegues has a "Jack Bastard Attitude", or where they act like a jack bastard continuously with the same attitude towards you.

"cor blimey Dave has a bit of a jackitude today."

See jack, jack bastard, selfish

2.

A jackass attitude, basically meaning an attitude that makes one seem overly rude or obnoxious.

Not to be confused with a "jack-it dude", which is a chronic masturbater.

You: Hey, what's up?

Me: Fuck off.

You: Woah, what's with your jackitude today?

Bob: I heard that Dave is a jack-it dude.

John: Me, too. I heard he masturbates twenty times a day.

See attitude, jackass, jack, ass, asshole, rude, obnoxious


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