What is Jackitude?
1.
Where one of your mates or work collegues has a "Jack Bastard Attitude", or where they act like a jack bastard continuously with the same attitude towards you.
"cor blimey Dave has a bit of a jackitude today."
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2.
A jackass attitude, basically meaning an attitude that makes one seem overly rude or obnoxious.
Not to be confused with a "jack-it dude", which is a chronic masturbater.
You: Hey, what's up?
Me: Fuck off.
You: Woah, what's with your jackitude today?
Bob: I heard that Dave is a jack-it dude.
John: Me, too. I heard he masturbates twenty times a day.
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Random Words:
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The term given to somones penus when it has had so much sperm coated over it that it actually begins to turn white and smell of fruits.
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To handle, caress lovingly, or stroke a midget.
Midget fondler is when a white man gentley strokes a black midget.
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