What is Jack-o-cramp'in?
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the agonizing, scraping sensation of your ovaries being internally carved and man-handled on a monthly basis much like the sensation of hollowing out a pumpkin.
Dude, I'm like majorly Jack-O-Cramp'in right now; do you have a knife so I can end this?
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The female version of "the family jewels"
"she just took that baseball to her jewelery box, ouch that's gotta hurt..