Jack-o-cramp'in

What is Jack-o-cramp'in?


1.

the agonizing, scraping sensation of your ovaries being internally carved and man-handled on a monthly basis much like the sensation of hollowing out a pumpkin.

Dude, I'm like majorly Jack-O-Cramp'in right now; do you have a knife so I can end this?

See carve, cramp, bleed, pumpkin


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