Jackoff

What is Jackoff?


1.

n. A male who "jacks off"; v. to masturbate. adj. Dumbass

n. He's such a jackoff.

v. Don't let me catch you jacking off again.

Adj. That fucking jackoff guy.

2.

1. The action a guy is doing when masturbates.

2. A person who is a motherfucking asshole dipshit. Basically. Also can be called a Jerkoff. (See 'Jerkoff' for more information.)

3. A nickname you give to someone named "Jack".

1. I had some good porn in front of me, so I just had to jackoff to it.

2. Guy: *Slaps girls ass*

Girl: Damnit! You're such a Jackoff!

3. For Jack's birthday, I gave him a card that said "To Jackoff"

See jerkoff, motherfucker, masturbate, dipshit, asshole

3.

a way to increase your risk of prostate cancer, yet addicting

i had a bad day, so i went home to jackoff

See sex, mastrabate, blow job, dumbass, yyk


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