What is Jackoff Bump?
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When you jack off, and you wake up the next morning with zits on your face, or better yet in or around your belly button. That is a sure sign to everyone you have been jacking off.
Awe look at johnny with all those zits, hey dude we know what you've been doing, haha you've got jackoff bumps!
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