Jackoff Monkey

What is Jackoff Monkey?

1. Someone who is addicted to masturbation.

2. A horny monkey.

1. Man, he whacks off every night... He's such a Jackoff Monkey!

2. That Jackoff Monkey is humping my leg!

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