Jackoffsturbate

What is Jackoffsturbate?

A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.

Holy shit, watching that porno made me so damn horny. I'm going to go home and jackoffsturbate.

Ultimate Spew

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Accelerando.exe

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Urgent Mule

1. The effect when a broad stops sucking your dick right before you are about to orgasm. Jane urgent mules me last night, just before I wa..

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