Jackoffsturbate

What is Jackoffsturbate?

A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.

Holy shit, watching that porno made me so damn horny. I'm going to go home and jackoffsturbate.

Eye Krispies

1. Encrusted secretions of the eye and tear ducts. Usually the result of a phase change process that eye boogers undergo. SEE: EYE BOOGERS..

Uber Hella

1. Combination of the words uber and hella. Used directly before an adjective to give an extreme twist to it. John: That hat's dope...

Anacostia

1. an area in DC, where you dont want ever go into unless you have too! In the southeast part of the nations cap. A stop on the metro (gr..

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