Jackoffsturbate

What is Jackoffsturbate?

A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.

Holy shit, watching that porno made me so damn horny. I'm going to go home and jackoffsturbate.

Apple-backed

1. The act of shoving an apple down the back of someone's shirt, causing them to have an apple humped back. Ahh man, I can't bel..

Don’t Push Your Luck

1. 1. Do not ask for anything more. 2. Do not ask for too much. Don’t push your luck just because I took your case. You still owe me...

Zarbie

1. Similar in type to a cougar; a woman advancing in age who maintains an illusion of youth. Typically found with bleached blonde hair, su..

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