Jackoffsturbate

What is Jackoffsturbate?

A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.

Holy shit, watching that porno made me so damn horny. I'm going to go home and jackoffsturbate.

Ireport

1. 1. Supposed news reports from ordinary citizens 2. Anything someone else thinks is a piece of news. Up next on CNN, an iReport from Ja..

Blasta

1. The abbreviation for a gun used by gangstas and hustlers. Pimp C: yo check dat niggaz blasta...dat shyt it tight yo! Bun B: niggah ple..

Skwn

1. to own with skills also see skwnagi woah that guy skwns. that guy is like the best guy ever, he skwns. See pwn, own, sucks, woot..

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