Jackoffsturbate

What is Jackoffsturbate?

A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.

Holy shit, watching that porno made me so damn horny. I'm going to go home and jackoffsturbate.

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I Am Beowulf!

1. The new way of saying "This is Spara!" "You are mad!" "I am Beowulf!" See beowulf, sparta, ripoff, lame,..

Heb Feet

1. HEB is a large grocery store chain across Texas and Mexico. If you were to do some grocery shoppin' barefoot, HEB feet is what your..

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