Jackolester

What is Jackolester?

1.

A festive gourd; commonly carved with a naked silhouette of Michael Jackson; often given as gifts to various children during Autumn seasons,which when illuminated by candlelight helps to keep the children warm on cold nights when Michael is on tour and cannot provide the warmth of his cozy love nest.

"Halloween is near, lets carve a jackolester!"

"Mum, the jackolester is scaring me again. Please make it stop touching me bum with it's tongue of fire!"

See Jamie

2.

Noseless celebrities that life to have sleepovers with children

Mom, the jackolester wants me to stay the night again tonight

See Erica
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