Jackoslam Edit Meaning

1. A virtual prophylactic to be provided to those internet users who make excessive use of 'emoticons'. Like a 'condom'..

1. To take a massive shit, so big that when it hits the toilet water it makes a huge kerplunk! Man, i gotta launch a torpedo like no other..

1. digging your way out of the snow when it's really fucking cold out. I'm so fucking cold from digigng myself out. See cold, n..