Jacks Off Edit Meaning

1. A girl who is rated a 5 in the low light of the bar, a 10 after a lot of beer, and a 1 in the morning, after having sex when she was a 1..

1. Not working quite right. ...The whole server is being kind of gay. I think I'm going to redo more than just the sql install... S..

1. Slang term I made up. Describes a penis when in cold temperatures. Dude, I would have taken off my shorts, but my dick was all krinkld..