Jacks & Palances

What is Jacks & Palances?


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A system created more than 200 years ago by the framers of the U.S. Constitution that takes power away from the three branches of government (executive, judicial, & legislative), and gives more direct power to the late film actor Jack Palance.

-Before any bill is submitted before Congress, it must first be reviewed by Jack Palance.

-If passed by Palance and three-quarters of both houses of Congress, it must then be approved by the president.

-If signed by the president, it must again be reviewed by Jack Palance.

-Jack Palance can then overrule the high court if he believes the a law is not palanced.

-Each of the three branches jacks the power of the other two...creating an equal palance of power.

The system of jacks & palances is integral to the federal government's continued stability.

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