Jackson Five Edit Meaning

1.

The ultimate disrespect

When you ejaculate into your palm during sex and then slap the female in the face while shouting "SLAP!".

See Andrew

2.

jackson pollockEuphemism for masturbation. Amalgamation of 'jacking it' and 'five knuckle shuffle'. Abb. 'jackson'

What'd you do last night?

Stayed in for a Jackson Five.

Just goin' for a Jackson

See masturbation, masturbate, jack off, wanking, jackson, five knuckle shuffle

3.

A term used to describe a hundred dollars; because the twenty has a picture of Andrew Jackson on the front, five of them would equal a hundred dollars. Thus, The Jackson Five. Similar to calling a hundred dollar bill a Benjamin.

Bouncer: I'm sorry, I can't let you in.

Man: But I have some friends who can vouch for me. The Jackson Five, perhaps you've heard of them? (Hands the man 5 twenties)

See benjamin

4.

In poker (namely Hold 'em poker), when your hole cards are a Jack and a 5, especially when the cards are clubs and/or spades.

Johnny's got Jackson Five, and folds quickly.

See poker, jackson, all in, gambling

5.

another term for u-turn

We goin the wrong way. Bust a Jackson Five!

See u-turn, turn, jackson, five

6.

jackson pollockEuphemism for masturbation. Amalgamation of 'jacking it' and 'five knuckle shuffle'. Abb. 'jackson'

What'd you do last night?

Stayed in for a Jackson Five.

Just goin' for a Jackson

See masturbation, masturbate, jack off, wanking, jackson, five knuckle shuffle

7.

A codeword for a joint of marijuana, intended for five people

OR

just a really big joint of marijuana.

We went to the pub with the gang the other day, rolled a jackson five and got sweety high...