Jackson Illness Edit Meaning

1. When a school district calls off school expecting a snow storm, when you don't even get a flake and are able to just take a day off..

1. Really fluffy magazine with tons of glossy pictures and tons more of the latest celebrity gossip. Also known for thier 'fashion pol..

1. A severe case of the chocolate sphinkter squirts. I ate some bad oysters yesterday and woke up the screaming mimis. I thought my colon..