What is Jacksoning Off?
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To eat while masturbating; only a task an extreme multi-tasker can accomplish efficiently.
Ayo Bansain, I don't appreciate the fact that you continue to masturbate despite the fact that I made you a perfectly delicious sandwich, stop jacksoning off you douchebag!
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