What is Jacksoning Off?
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To eat while masturbating; only a task an extreme multi-tasker can accomplish efficiently.
Ayo Bansain, I don't appreciate the fact that you continue to masturbate despite the fact that I made you a perfectly delicious sandwich, stop jacksoning off you douchebag!
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The opposite of an erection, this happens when you are so unattracted that your penis actually gets smaller.
Holy shit dude, that bitch..
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A brutal form of diarrhea that feels as if your anus is puking uncontrollably.
I wish we hadn't stopped at White Castle after spli..
