Jacksoning Off

What is Jacksoning Off?


1.

To eat while masturbating; only a task an extreme multi-tasker can accomplish efficiently.

Ayo Bansain, I don't appreciate the fact that you continue to masturbate despite the fact that I made you a perfectly delicious sandwich, stop jacksoning off you douchebag!

See masturbation, jack off, eat, jackson


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