What is Jacksoning Off?
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To eat while masturbating; only a task an extreme multi-tasker can accomplish efficiently.
Ayo Bansain, I don't appreciate the fact that you continue to masturbate despite the fact that I made you a perfectly delicious sandwich, stop jacksoning off you douchebag!
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The foulest smelling fart that warns of impending flock of sparrows.
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zip-carring (v.): the act of renting and using a zip car
i'm zip-carring up to westchester on friday to see my dad.
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A whore who will fuck anyone
Damn, you got with him too... You're such a fuckingham.
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