Jackspeak

What is Jackspeak?


1.

Words/phrases/abbreviations used by sailors in the Royal Navy.

'Port and starboard scran spanners' is knife and fork.

'Couldn't organise 50% leave in a two man canoe' is someone who is disorganised.

For further info find the book JackSpeak. it'll be somewhere on the internet

See slanguage

2.

To mumble or say things as if you were Jack Sparrow.

JackSpeak is the art of talking like this:

"...No! If we don't have the key, we can't

open whatever it is we don't have that

it unlocks. So what purpose would be

served in finding whatever need be unlocked,

which we don't have, without first having

found the key what unlocks it?..."

See jack sparrow, pirates of the caribbean, pirate, jack


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