Jackstrawed

What is Jackstrawed?

A lethargic,lazy condition brought on by eating too much Jack Straw's Pizza. Often occurs in an office or classroom setting.

"John was found jackstrawed and snoring in his office after enjoying a large lunch at Jack Straw's Pizza in Wheaton Illinois."

See jack, straw, straws, wheaton, illinois, pizza, lazy, tired

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