What is Jacksturbate?
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The practice of the perfect masturbation sensation a.k.a. jacking off. Combined give off the ultimate orgasm that has the power to make your lower half explode!! >:-D
Non jacksturbater: Dude!!! When did you get a wheelchair??
Jacksturbater: It's a grim tale... I was so turned on I went beyond masturbation levels and I jacksturbated...
Non jacksturbater: Ohhhh... you're such a dumbass...
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Some shit you say to ANYONE when your high!!
You's a "purple muthafucka".
See purple, muthafucka, weed, high, drunk
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The act of giving birth at a speed equivalent to mach 5.
Usually consisting of a baby rocketing out of it's mothers vagina and run..
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It means to call someone big and strong. Amazingly gifted physically
after he lifted the dresser, I said to him, YOU ARE A MOOSE!..
