Jackus-tovis

What is Jackus-tovis?


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A recently discovered creature with a very large beak, it is a short haired mammal and is reported to look similar to a small monkey crossed with a large duck. The Jackus-Tovis is thought to have no reproductive organs, such as a penis and vagina. Because of this very few exist, unfortunatly they are treated as monsters and have been ridiculed for these reasons.

Some reports claim that the Jackus-Tovis will sometimes release a foul gas as a self-defence when threatened.

"My word! It's a Jackus-Tovis!"

"Mommy, what's that ugly Jackus-Tovis?"

"Haha, your visage resembles a Jackus-Tovis!"

See jack, monkey, duck, quack, interesting, creature, tovey


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