Jackwipe

What is Jackwipe?


1.

combination of "jackass" and "asswipe." Usable as a refreshing alternative to jackhole.

"Quit hoggin' the nachos, jackwipe!"

2.

A box of kleenex that sits by your computer desk/nightstand, and it runs out within days. Even when you don't have a cold.

Damnit to hell, I'm out of jackwipe. I guess my sock will do.

See Darkness

3.

1) the receptacle of your jackoff fluids, such as T-shirt, sock, or a 'Puffs-plus-lotion'.

2) a guy or girl so devoid of class and character as to be only useful for wiping your jackoff onto like a babywipe.

1) When they were finished watching each other, Angie said to Brad, "Hey, reach under the couch and grab me a sock. I need a Jackwipe."

2) "Bill showed up at Hilary's party Friday night--with a DATE!""Then they're both a couple of Jackwipes!" -- or -- "Old Mrs. Paul got her purse back from the guy and then stabbed him with her fishstick" "Good! That Jackwipe deserved it!!"

See fucker, bastard, sonofabitch, scumbag, lowlife


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