Jacob Bastian

What is Jacob Bastian?


1.

term used for a person who is better than everyone else and can pwn n00bs left and right. usually friends with homos such as a john may, or guitarists like a garret ison.

dude that guy's sweet he must be jacob bastian

See cool, awesome, godly, great, sweet


53

Random Words:

1. To bleed profusely, often projectile bleeding, from the anus. "Dude, did you play Enter the Matrix?" "Yeah, it was horr..
1. Blumenbach's final taxonomy of 1795 divided all humans into five groups, defined both by geography and appearance--in his order, th..
1. When a girl is blowing you, pulls your cock out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your jizz in her hands, and then mak..