Jacob Bastian

What is Jacob Bastian?


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term used for a person who is better than everyone else and can pwn n00bs left and right. usually friends with homos such as a john may, or guitarists like a garret ison.

dude that guy's sweet he must be jacob bastian

See cool, awesome, godly, great, sweet


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