Jacob Ponzi

What is Jacob Ponzi?


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A boy with a funny last name that attends OMS and eats food and is married to Nick Stubba and who is named Cuddles and rapes people and loves to make perverted jokes and does NOT like to pet Dinos!!!!

Kid "Hey Jake Guess What?"

Jacob Ponzi "What?"

Kid "I got my number changed!"

Jacob Ponzi "What is it?"

Kid "342-7869"

Jacob Ponzi "Lol"

Kid "What?"

Jacob Ponzi "69"

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