Jacob Rice

What is Jacob Rice?


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Jacob Rice, Usually Called Jake, Is a straight American teen. He has big dreams and enough will power to make them come true. He has no best friend (as of 2009)

Hes a guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them. He also likes to Shop and loves eating healthy food. Hes kind, compassionate, energetic, emotional, crazy, but most of all Lovable.

Girls: "WE LOVE YOU JACOB RICE!"

Jacob Rice: "Thanks! I love all of my Fans back :D"... *thinks for a moment* "All of the except the Stalkers!" :D

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