What is Jacob Told Me To Say It?


1.

A phrase that can be used to defer blame for telling a joke that is lame and/or unfunny. The blame is then shifted upon Jacob. The call must be said within 5 seconds much like the 3 second rule.

"Dude, that joke sucked!"

"Yeah, Jacob told me to say it."

See lame, annoying, bagging, mocking


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