What is Jacob Told Me To Say It?


1.

A phrase that can be used to defer blame for telling a joke that is lame and/or unfunny. The blame is then shifted upon Jacob. The call must be said within 5 seconds much like the 3 second rule.

"Dude, that joke sucked!"

"Yeah, Jacob told me to say it."

See lame, annoying, bagging, mocking


97

Random Words:

1. Fucking a chick with an ice dildo - her pussy puckers and quivers from the cold ice while her hot pussy melts it Hot Icelandic dames ar..
1. Christian Extremists who take parts of the bible literally to spread hate, bigotry, fear, and intolerance of anyone who isn't exact..
1. The act of making up bullshit, then trying to make everyone believe it, and then getting caught, by some coon. Blake: "Dawg, i was..