What is Jacobite Adherent?
1.
A tiny but powerful PANTRY APPLIANCE.
Fresh from the drawing-board of the ingenious, feminist inventor ZARATHUSTRA THE ROOSTER and produced by her FRONTAGE FACTORY at Woodthorpe, Yorkshire, UK (a collection of converted hen-coops on her organic, country smallholding).
It has been described as "the newest GRANITE-CHIP from Yorkshire's silicon valley" and "the best piece of news for a lady's SPORRAN since the JACOBITE UPRISING of 1745".
The brilliantly-conceived JACOBITE ADHERENT is easily attached to the WOADIE on a lady's LID and is guaranteed to transform the sleepiest SLUGGARD , YUKON or NOT-ON into a rampant, vibrant JACKIE within minutes.
After extensive tests, the reaction of 99.7% of users was a resoundingly positive AAAAAAAAAH YES!!!!! (The other 0.3% were later discovered to have ceased breathing, and are now undergoing post-mortems.)
Zarathustra herself devised the slogan "With this JACKIE , your BOCCA really BITES."
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It has been described as "the newest GRANITE-CHIP from Yorkshire's silicon valley" and "the best piece of news for a lady's
The brilliantly-conceived JACOBITE ADHERENT is easily attached to the
After extensive tests, the reaction of 99.7% of users was a resoundingly positive
Zarathustra herself devised the slogan "With this
